Thursday, December 6, 2007

Beliz Nabidad.....

"Elvish Number", by The Roommates

Dear Santa,

I think you already know what is going on over here... I just want to go home now.... that's all. I want to go to see the real Christmas lights and the real trees... and real family....this place is not so much of that... it's all too small and well... familyless....

If I had one wish this holiday season it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in a spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes this holiday season it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in a spirit of harmony and peace and the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me tax free in a Swiss bank account.

If I had three wishes this holiday season it would be for all the children to get together and sing, the 30 million a month, and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe....

Wait... who am I kidding? They are not going to be able to get all those kids together! Better make the money bit first...

(Ok... enough Steve Martin)

We aren't doing too bad around here. My camera isn't happy with me at the moment so here is the sad pictures of what is "as cute as you can be" in a condo in provo....

Lights at night are fun...

Red Asian/Santa ball... that isn't saying anything at all...

Vital for appropriate holiday interactions...

Hang up your socks...

Happy little tree...

and of course...
Tiny Tim.

Hope you are enjoying the day as much as I am....
and just remember- when you think your huge house with a husband and a million cute kids and a bagillion cute red and white things is so great.... remember back to your lonely poor college days and smile... You don't have to say it- I know you wish to be back.
That is my gift to you.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the sensitive and well needed gift. Wow! Perspective is so valuable and almost never given, so thanks again. Your festive decor is cute and I agree.. you need to be @ home. Can you see that light @ the end of the tunnel? Have they named a cubicle in your honor @ the library yet? It's just a matter of time. Finals when? Get home! Hurry!

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  2. I always love your posts! You are so funny! I hope you do well on your finals.

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  3. I want you to come home too! We need to do lunch fo sho! You rock my world with your funny, witty blog! (It's cuz you are a Moffat. That's why!) That's all! And lastly, I freakin' love singing time! Toodles!

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  4. "i freakin' love singing time" . . . when will it ever end? okay, i laughed outloud {L(ed)OL in blogspeak} at the red asian/santa ball . . . that isn't saying anything at all . . . let me tell you ~~ it's speaking to me! and yes . . . it's time to come home. see you soon, i hope!

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