Showing posts with label billy crystal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label billy crystal. Show all posts

Monday, February 28, 2011

what you missed @ the oscars


{and if you were wondering, it wasn't the hosts.}

it was, as my brother tweeted
"like the time i watched titantic with my mom in Jr. High: 
really slow and awkward during that one part."

@jacobmoffat


the best part was the "musicals:"
watch, and then pee.


he doesn't own a shirt.
in case you were wondering.

yes, the best presenter of the night was billy crystal,
yes, he should have hosted.

though i have heard many others say that next year should be 
reese witherspoon, or sandra bullock, or robert downy, i would take kevin spacey...

please, oscar, spare me from anne hathaway in the future.
she just tries too hard.
{though i admit she did pull off quite a few stunning looks in her 22 costume/hair changes}

here was the opening with the hosts:
proof that they need a director to work it out.
it is mildly humorous,
but i wont go straight to funny...


and congrats to social network and inception 
for coming away with some of the technical wins...
well deserved, and i just didn't want king's speech to win all of them unecessarily.
my predictions for wins were pretty darn close-

check em out here if you wanted to know...