{and if you were wondering, it wasn't the hosts.}
it was, as my brother tweeted,
"like the time i watched titantic with my mom in Jr. High:
really slow and awkward during that one part."
@jacobmoffat
the best part was the "musicals:"
watch, and then pee.
he doesn't own a shirt.
in case you were wondering.
yes, the best presenter of the night was billy crystal,
yes, he should have hosted.
though i have heard many others say that next year should be
reese witherspoon, or sandra bullock, or robert downy, i would take kevin spacey...
please, oscar, spare me from anne hathaway in the future.
she just tries too hard.
{though i admit she did pull off quite a few stunning looks in her 22 costume/hair changes}
here was the opening with the hosts:
proof that they need a director to work it out.
it is mildly humorous,
it is mildly humorous,
but i wont go straight to funny...
and congrats to social network and inception
for coming away with some of the technical wins...
well deserved, and i just didn't want king's speech to win all of them unecessarily.
my predictions for wins were pretty darn close-
check em out here if you wanted to know...