Monday, April 13, 2009

[not so] long-winded movie review: knowing

aliens. there i ruined it.
the book of revelations as you thought you knew it was actually resulted from aliens.

oh, and when the earth burns, it will be because of aliens.

there. now you know not to see this film that will ensure to waste 2 hours of your precious wedding-planning weekend time that you will never get back.

yes, i ruined it for you. the first 45 minutes are kind of cool slash pretty creepy, but then they give it eh ole, "oh crap, we have a huge plot hole that we need to fill and don't know what to do. i know, ALIENS!!"

gaytown hollywood. i want my 8 bucks back.

in my humble, yet correct opinion: (not worthy of rating. this movie was so paul blart)
own or rent it? just take a sharp object to your eyeball instead. that sounds like fun.

1 comment:

  1. I could have saved you $8 with this simple equation: Nicolas Cage = Don't See It.