what my kids are saying...

[after shaking it down for a minute] "damn, ms moffat. yous like white chocolate!"

[student raises hand mid-sentence on some topic about medieval history]
"can i just say something? you look like a mom."

"i'm serious, ms moffat, your downward dog is fierce... we talk about it all the time"

"when do you leave duke?"
"well i guess it is a month from today..."
"NOOOOOOOOO! what if we all wrote letters to [the principal] to give you a job here?"
"um yeah, that'll do it. get right on that..."

awesome.