Dear Sweetheart...

i was thinking about what to get you for valentines day... and since i know you think it is such a great day... and you remembered it an everything, i thought i would get you something special that i know you would love and use regularly. this is a razor... with head phones! great huh- you can listen to stuff while you shave. i got one for me too... mine is just more like a 2 song job though and yours is about a 1. have fun, honey- don't forget that you don't want to get water on it... you cute lover you...googily goo goo bear....(vomit.)